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Sounds like one to avoid if you ask me! Sign up for our newsletter and get our Self-Care and Solidarity eBook just because we love you! Not much going on in his pants or in his head. Above average and likes to kiss and cuddle afterwards. He seems like a big breast man. Blackie is of average size but huge on making a girl feel like a woman, believe it or not! Great at the dirty talk, providing you like a voice that sounds like Krusty The Clown.